Our Family's Souls are Worth More at Sale; or uncleshell's review of Sargent Art 66-2010 12-Count Colored Dustless Chaulk

Here’s yet another hideous Amazon review by “Uncle Shell.” By the way, “Uncle” is what these “Players” make me call them during gang rapes. “Shell” means “sh” – a “Get” – and “el” a mob boss.

5.0 out of 5 stars No More Sneezing!!, November 20, 2010

By uncleshell
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This review is from: Sargent Art 66-2010 12-Count Colored Dustless Chalk (Kitchen)
I was so sick of chalkdust being all over my house that I thought I would invest a little more into dustless chalk and I am so glad I did. The colors are very bright and there is NO DUST!! The colors write very creamy so when you erase there really is no dust. Our printer is below our chalkboard and it used to be covered in chalk dust and now there is none. Plus, I dont sneeze constantly from all the dust flying. Howd they do that?!!! The chalk also does not break easily like I read with some of the other dustless chalks. For me, def worth a little more cash.

via AmazonSmile: uncleshell’s review of Sargent Art 66-2010 12-Count Colored Dustl…

Deciphering, first is the date 11-10-2010, that is 3 and 3. Three is a Satanic number substitute for 666 in their Code (see Taylor Swift’s Blankspace video with 3 rottweilers). Next the title. “No more sneezing!!” I’m not sure, usually when they sneeze it is a signal for me to go away. Next, “Sargent Art 66-2010 12-Count” means – “Sargent” could be dog, or blue/police; “Art” means “seven” “dog” or “demon” or “human” these are Satanic humans, the sevens. “66-2010 12-Count” means “count the numbers” and the numbers here add up to 66&6. 666.

On to the text: “I was so sick of chalkdust being all over my house” – means he or she is bragging about shredding our souls (this is usually Bea bragging). “Chaulkdust” is a euphemism for the dust from our shredded souls. We have souls, from our Creator. These sick fucks shred them for fun. After shredding them, they vacuum up our souls and consume them. When they are not shredding them, they are slicing them up and hitting each piece, which is an aware part of you, with hammers.

“The colors are very bright and there is NO DUST!! The colors write very creamy so when you erase there really is no dust.”  She is advertising what our souls look like to the “buyers” out there who will come and rape, torture and kill us in the final act of this hideous game, right around the time of the “Alien attack” that wipes out every human being and Other being existing on Earth at present. Our souls are bright. And there is “NO DUST” because I reconfigured our souls to be more sturdy so that she could not shred them. She still somehow manages to harm them, and she sends electric shocks through us which causes permanent harm to our minds. This is your Creator, and she is killing his body, mind, and soul.  And his family’s as well, human direct family of wife and children, human race family, and our cousins The Others who came to help us. “So when you erase there really is no dust” – means buy these bright souls of God’s and when you “erase them” you will not have to clean up the dust that usually comes from shredding our souls.

Next line: “Our printer is below our chalkboard and it used to be covered in chalk dust and now there is none.” Not sure what this line means, I think it is a location within the structure of where we can be found in our 2016 time loop.

Next: “Plus, I dont sneeze constantly from all the dust flying. Howd they do that?!!!” Not sure about the first line, but “How’d they do that?” is asking generally how I could have managed to reconfigure our souls to make them less easy to harm.  Probably, especially given the next line: “The chalk also does not break easily like I read with some of the other dustless chalks.”  For me, def worth a little more cash.” 

So she is soliciting for higher asking prices on selling our souls to the Grey aliens invited to blow up the Earth, or to the Human Beings upstairs who think they own us and call themselves our “Parents.” We are the “children” – the same “children” as mentioned in the Yes song Roundabout – “the music dance and sing; they make the children really ring” – which means we are going to fill the earth with SOUND (using sound guns) and make your ears ring (excruciating and can make your brain explode).  So these are not “parents” the way you and I might think of parents. They think they own us because they are up in the future from us and have a time machine. So now we are their slaves. For now.

If you’d like to try to decipher, here are more of Uncle Shell’s messages to the “Players” in this “Game of Love.” I know some of the meaning but think I’ve deciphered enough of Uncle Shell for you to understand that there is an Uncle Shell, some asshole from down here reporting to the “parents” up in the future who think they own us because we are in a simulation. They may be too, in a bit of irony. We’ll see.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Falls apart, August 28, 2012
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This review is from: Disney Princess Ariel’s Bath Time Playset (Toy)
This toy is flimsy and falls apart with the slighest bit of play. The slide comes in two pieces that snap together and they wont stay together. The slide itself wont stay attached to the background piece. Ariel only fits well in the seat in front of the mirror. She falls out of everything else. The green tree in the background prevents her from swinging. Flounder doesnt fit easily into his seat. My daughter is 5 and I had to help her everytime. The little cup is supposed to hang from a seaweed “hook,” but the hook constantly falls off and even if it didnt, the cup fits on it awkwardly and wont stay. This toy is horrible and frustrating. The only thing my daughter likes was the little Ariel doll that it came with. A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!!!
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1.0 out of 5 stars
It’s worth maybe $8 at best. Can’t believe anyone thinks this is quality,
January 13, 2015
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This review is from: Supreme Construction Site 40 Piece Mini Diecast Toy Vehicle Playset w/ Variety of Vehicles, Accessories (Toy)
This product is NOT “die cast” which means “Made of Metal”. This is just cheap flimsy plastic that is not at all worth the $24 I paid. It’s worth maybe $8 at best. Can’t believe anyone thinks this is quality. I returned it to find something that won’t break after 5 minutes.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Gymnastics for your brain!, January 26, 2012
This review is from: Hamster Habitat (Kindle Edition)
If u love a challenge this great. Just finished the last puzzle and I feel like my brain just got the best workout ever. Some of the puzzles r really difficult but hang n there…all ur reasoning skills will b put to the test but I promise there is a solution!
MY NOTE: Nice to know these fuckheads need an encouraging word sometimes while they are raping, torturing and murdering us.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Princess Blossom Pepperdoodle Von Yum Yum. Hehe!!, December 11, 2014
This review is from: FETCH! With Ruff Ruffman (Amazon Video)
Love love love!!!! My kids are obsessed. Ages 7 & 4

 

7 and 4 are human-demons – or dogs; sevens and fours. supposedly. There are no demons here, but some of these people think they are demons or magical because Bea’s computer actualizes their thoughts at lightening speed, making them feel like they have magical powers. They don’t. It’s just technology.

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1.0 out of 5 stars Deformed!!, November 20, 2010
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This review is from: Light Blue with Blue Dots Playground Ball 7in (Toy)
Ball was deformed when we received it. Filled it with air and it looked like and egg. Not exactly fun although it was interesting to see where it would bounce. We returned it.

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